December 5, 2005

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  hat's
  your sign?" is more than just a tired old pick-up line. It's a question
  grounded in some very good intentions: You can actually predict whom
  you'll have good chemistry with based on the zodiac—not to mention
  which folks are going to rub you the wrong way. While these are not
  iron-clad rules, they are weirdly accurate. See for yourself:
  
  Aries
  
  Ready, willing and more than able, you're the fresh gimme-what-you-got
  energy of the dating zodiac. You're wide open to love, but your
  curiosity to see who might come next can keep you single for a long
  time. With your next date, make an effort to slow things down—break
  your usual pattern of moving on before you've even said goodnight.
  Remember those important words: You can't hurry love.
  
  

  What turns your head	What turns you off	Seductive signs	Tough sells
  A self-directed hotshot, but not hotter than you	Wusses, fakers, and belly-achers	Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, fearless Scorpios	Cancer, Pisces, Virgo equivocating Libras

  
  Taurus
  
  Ruled by Venus and totally loyal, you are perfect relationship
  material. That is, once you've found The One. Your take-it-easy love
  affair with your sofa can be a deterrent to dating and mating. As soon
  as you're ready to move out there, though, love comes pretty naturally.
  Then you'll have company back in the deep recesses of your couch.
  
  

  What turns your head	What turns you off	Seductive signs	Tough sells
  Grounded, sensual and laid-back tycoons	Sloth, slick snakes, and snarky gossips	Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, another Taurus	Gemini, Sagittarius, Libra, entitled Leos

  
  Gemini
  
  You are the best flirt in the zodiac, which makes it easy to date but
  hard to mate. Your relationship ADD gets in the way of your secret
  desire to settle down. There's an easy way to figure out who will keep
  you interested long enough to commit: The one who makes you speechless.
  When you can't produce a witty comeback, you've met your match.
  
  

  What turns your head	What turns you off	Seductive signs	Tough sells
  Patience, smarts, and mysterious good looks	Passive-aggressives, whiners and hypochondriacs	Aries, Leo, Libra, and generous Sagittarians	Capricorns, Pisces, Taurus and controlling Scorpios

  
  Cancer
  
  Deeply emotional, true and loyal, you have all anyone could want in a
  soul mate. But you have to actually share those feelings out loud.
  You're a master of taking in, evaluating and vetting all love
  candidates, but when the real thing is front of you, untie that tongue.
  You're shy on the first date, melting on the third, and often totally
  devoted by the fifth.
  
  

  What turns your head	What turns you off	Seductive signs	Tough sells
  Those who hang back, the hard-to-get cool types	Anyone who doesn't meet you more than halfway	Pisces, Virgo, Scorpio, quiet Libras	Aries, Leos, Sagittarius, Geminis who cuss

  
  Leo
  
  The shining sun of vitality, Leo rules romance. Leos love to love
  and—most of all—to be loved. You can charm the sparkle off a star, but
  hey—is it worth it? You'll know real love is for tender moments, not
  the big laughs. Wait until the after the second date to see if you feel
  more than just amused. Then go for it.
  
  

  What turns your head	What turns you off	Seductive signs	Tough sells
  High spirits, confidence, can-do and will-do's	Worriers, cheapskates look-before-you leapers	Aquarius, daring Capricorns	Scorpio, picky Taureans

  
  Virgo
  
  As the quick-learner and power mind of the zodiac, you know you only
  like a certain kind of soul. Being selective and secure is easy for
  you, but once you commit, it's all over. You'll do anything for the one
  you love but will that person do the same for you? Let yourself fall,
  and make sure your sweetie is there to pick you up. It's an honest test.
  
  

  What turns your head	What turns you off	Seductive signs	Tough sells
  Wits, connected moguls, anyone who runs an animal shelter	Gluttons, under-achievers, know-it-alls	Taurus, Cancer Scorpio, organized Geminis	Aries, Sagittarius, Leos, and feckless Aquarians

  
  Libra
  
  Natural as breathing, love and partnership are must-haves in your life.
  You can't settle for the first relationship you have, but can you walk
  away without something better lined up? Being in between relationships
  isn't worse than death. Treat those rare moments you're single as
  merely waiting for an upgrade. Patience brings its rewards.
  
  

  What turns your head	What turns you off	Seductive signs	Tough sells
  Sexy, serious loyalty, take-it-for granted A-listers	Liars, idiots, and anyone who doesn't read	Gemini, Aquarius, Sagittarius, and well-modulated Leos	Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, and muttering Capricorns

  
  Scorpio
  
  Intense is a word that only begins to describe you. You possess
  full-throttle passion and need to share it. On a date, you're either
  misleadingly easy-going or silent, stealthy and — frankly — a little
  scary. Here's how to proceed: Only date someone who totally hits your
  "tilt" button and makes you giddy—then it won't matter how you behave.
  You'll be happy.
  
  

  What turns your head	What turns you off	Seductive signs	Tough sells
  Secrets, subtle sexy vibes, and mousy types who want to be unleashed	Aggressive, "look at me" show-offs.	Taurus, Cancer, Capricorn, and brave Pisces	Gemini, Aquarius, Aries and narcissistic Sagittarians

  
  Sagittarius
  
  You're an adventurer, a seeker, and a love-'em-and-leave-'em type.
  Romance is only a fraction of your playground, but finding love
  requires more attention. The right mate will fearlessly hop aboard your
  train and ride along with you. But remember: You have to slow down to
  pick someone up.
  
  

  What turns your head	What turns you off	Seductive signs	Tough sells
  Eccentrics, smarty-pants, and feet-on-the ground ambitious types	Hypochondriacs and armchair tourists	Leo, Gemini, Aquarius, and happy Aries	Taurus, Virgo, Cancer and bloodless Pisces

  
  Capricorn
  
  Romance is not a priority in general, but when you set your mind to it,
  you're a very successful and practical dater. Your tendency to turn a
  date into an interview, though, can undermine a sincere attraction. Try
  to trust that your happy ending will come even if you don't have total
  creative control.
  
  

  What turns your head	What turns you off	Seductive signs	Tough sells
  Achievers, trust-funders, and most anyone who worships you	Sloth, gluttony and sometimes lust	Scorpio, Taurus, Cancer, and well-balanced Virgos	Sagittarius, Aquarius, Libra and braggy Aries

  
  Aquarius
  
  Your problem isn't landing love; it's dumping it when it's over. You
  need freedom like others need oxygen, but you're so considerate you'll
  suffocate before hurting someone. It's more compassionate to move on
  than it is to fake it or make due with lukewarm feelings. You'll know
  when you've found the right mate when you can really breathe again.
  
  

  What turns your head	What turns you off	Seductive signs	Tough sells
  Political fluency, visionaries and people with great vocabularies	Short-cut ethics, smarmy pickup lines, too much TV	Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, another Aquarius	Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio, and possessive Cancers

  
  Pisces
  
  If there's perfect love, you'll find it, but you'll have to wake up
  from those daydreams. Yes, it's a downer when your first perfect date
  is followed by sort-of-OK second one, but that's no excuse to give up
  and rush back to fantasyland. Dive a little deeper — say, at least four
  dates — before you toss a fish back and look for a better one.
  
  

  What turns your head	What turns you off	Seductive signs	Tough sells
  Gentle, artistic types, healers, and big softies	Crass and erratic behavior, incessant conversation	Taurus, Capricorn Scorpio, fearless Cancers	Leo, Aries, Sagittarius, bossy Virgos

  lol. lukewarm love is definitely shittier than no love. i mean
  seriously. why fucking bother with someone who's only lukewarm? love
  should be all or nothing. and BOTH need to keep things great. 
  life is too short to waste it not really loving, laughing and enjoying
  life.

  I LOVE THIS SONG...mister adams KNOWS what he's talking about. 
  all men should take a cue, so here is my cue to you men and to women
  who need a lil reminder of how to tell if a man really actually even
  cares to love you and make sure you're happy too.
  
  
  Brian Adams - Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman Lyrics

  To really love a woman,
  To understand her,
  You've got to know her deep inside
  Hear every thought,
  See every dream,
  And give her wings when she wants to fly
  Then when you find yourself lying helpless in her arms,
  You know you really love a woman
  
  CHORUS:
  
  When you love a woman,
  You tell her that she's really wanted
  When you love a woman,
  You tell her that she's the one
  She needs somebody, to tell her that it's gonna last forever
  {2nd}(She needs somebody, to tell her that you'll always be
  together)
  So tell me have you ever really...really, really ever loved a
  woman
  
  2nd VERSE
  
  To really love a woman,
  Let her hold you,
  Till you know how she needs to be touched
  You've got to breathe her, really taste her
  Till you can feel her in your blood
  And when you see your unborn children in her eyes
  You know you really love a woman
  
  BRIDGE:
  
  You've got to give her some faith,
  Hold her tight, a little tenderness
  You've got to treat her right
  She will be there for you taking good care of you
  You really gotta love your woman
  
  And when you find yourself lying helpless in her arms,
  You know you really love a woman
  
  
  

  trust
  me dudes...if you are with a woman and you have a hard time taking the
  extra effort to see and do the things that make a woman know she is
  special and loved...to give kind words and assure and brighten her
  world...you're honestly not interested and it's best, even if it hurts
  to admit it and quit it. trust me a little bit of tenderness and warmth goes a LONG WAY.

  alrighty, there ends my post of the day. now back to studying...ciao!

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