March 1, 2006

  • The Might Egg

    i love eggs. but today a hard boiled egg nearly killed me.
    i woke up today and boiled up two eggs for b'fast.

    i let them cool off, perfect little spheres peeled and ready for eatin on my drive to work.
    I was starved. So i take a bite and the first egg reveals a strange purple speck in the dissected egg. 
    There it was a strange dark purple spot staring at me from the white.
    I was wierded out.  I decided to swallow the top half of the egg that was already being chewed in my mouth and toss the rest.

    The second egg was so GOOD and un wierd.  I gobbled it nearly whole. 
    Bad idea.
    The egg got stuck on its way down and just hovered there on its way down my digestive tract and someplace near my heart.  I couldn't breathe or move. It hurt so bad. and there i was on Golden Gate Ave trying to slowly drive while taking huge heaves of air whenever it was humanly possible to do so in between the pain.  I eventually got saved by a swig of green tea, but OMG I seriously thought I was going to die.  What a freak of a story that would have been.

    BREAKING NEWS
    A young asian female has been reported to have died of consuming a boiled egg too quickly which caused he breathing and driving problems and she passed away this morning on her commute to work.

    HAHAHA.  WHAT A DORKUS.  BUt seriously, it was a very scary and painful minute of having an egg give me a heart attack.  GEES.

    I had to share this freak occurence so I can say.  PLEASE TAKE CARE WHEN EATING BOILED EGGS, especially when extremely hungry and on way to work.

    LoL.  Hope no one else does a stupid move like that. Have a nice day!

    "Egg" Poster

Comments (3)

  • I hella feel you.

  • i've actually uh... done that a couple times, trying to eat a hardboiled egg too fast. guess i haven't learned yet!

  • it's incredible, edible, and i suppose formidable as well. speaking of which, yesterday i slipped off a treadmill. i mistepped and my legs were literally swept out from beneath me. i landed on my head, which bounced off the conveyer belt, which then sent me tumbling into a reverse summersault. my friend was so embarrassed that he vacated the premises without checking to see if was still breathing. i'm actually pretty banged up, but i guess things could have been worse. i mean, i could have choked on an egg or something, be careful tina!

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