Month: January 2007

  • from the xanga of chrischoi

    PRICELESS

    Jack
    wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas
    Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
    alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
    As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

    Jack
    had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
    couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
    next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in
    front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees
    that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the
    house.


    He
    takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back
    at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the
    corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss
    mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I
    left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I
    love you, darling! Love, Jillian"


    He
    stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
    steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
    table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

    "Well, you came home after
    3 A.M. ,
    drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke
    it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you
    ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything
    in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on
    the table waiting for me??"

    His
    son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
    tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
    married!!"

  • Yes. I am into astrology, butI typically find horoscopes to be innacurate, but for a year now I've begun quite keen on the weekly horoscopes that SFBG has to offer.  It started a year ago when I started working there, I immediately found their horoscope to be honest and pretty spot on.   Wanted to share a taste, maybe i'll have more people hooked on their Wed weekly prediction they've always been uncannily accurate about how my week is going, so here it is a link to the weekly horoscope that's kept me checking in weekly for a year:

    http://www.sfbg.com/entry.php?entry_id=2635
    or just visit:
    http://www.sfbg.com
    and then scroll down to the bottom and hit astrology

    Double Team Psychic DreamBy Michelle Tea and Jessica LanyadooJAN. 17-23

    ARIES

    March 21-April 19

    Hooray,
    Aries! By our calculations, you have reached the end of one wicked
    stressful cycle. Time for you to integrate all you've experienced,
    upping your emotional intelligence. Luckily, the key to such
    integration is embracing play, fun, and joyfulness with your whole
    heart.

    TAURUS

    April 20-May 20

    Taurus,
    you just don't know your own strength. What may feel like a gentle
    nudge to you folks can feel like a big, bruising, bossy shove to
    whomever you're trying to coerce. Get present and real with your
    situations and take responsibility for your behavior. You're putting
    the bull in bully.

    GEMINI

    May 21-June 21

    You're
    being called to modify your behavior, Gemini, so you can rise to your
    life's emotional occasions and be present in them. You can't think or
    analyze your way out of this pickle — you've got to make real changes
    in how you act. Be patient with yourself during this transitional
    moment.

    CANCER

    June 22-July 22

    Cancer,
    it's like your life fell out of the sky and landed on your head. Ouch.
    What is the universe expecting you to do with all this? No matter what
    your circumstances are, you can trust that you are seeing the truth of
    both yourself and your situation with clear eyes.

    LEO

    July 23-Aug. 22

    This
    week isn't entirely about saying no to others — although you most
    certainly will have to. It's more about saying yes to good ol' you. We
    think you know exactly what needs to happen in the next seven days, and
    even though you're not happy about it, you know how to get it done.

    VIRGO

    Aug. 23-Sept. 22

    Your
    week is a parking lot carnival. The rides get flung up, and the kids
    start gorging on funnel cakes and popcorn and deep-fried Snickers. The
    whole shebang is an explosion of opportunity and excitement. But if a
    kid hops on a ride after that scarf fest, there's going to be puke.

    LIBRA

    Sept. 23-Oct. 22

    Libra,
    you're stepping into an authentic and grounded cohesion of your gifts,
    your talents, and your strengths. But you may not recognize your
    considerable accomplishments. You're still too busy concentrating on
    the process to realize there's already been an awesome outcome.

    SCORPIO

    Oct. 23-Nov. 21

    Scorpio,
    does it sometimes feel like life is working against you? Well, that's
    mostly because you're paranoid — but this week it's also true. Your
    environment isn't helping you out. Please find a creative way to take
    care of yourself while the bullshit train chugs through your landscape.

    SAGITTARIUS

    Nov. 22-Dec. 21

    We
    understand how hard it is to keep your ego in check when you're such a
    frigging genius — we here at the Psychic Palace struggle with this all
    the time. But seriously, if you can come up with a simple plan for
    checking egomaniacal impulses, it will come in handy.

    CAPRICORN

    Dec. 22-Jan. 19

    Capricorn,
    the nice people who pay us don't pay us to lie. Your week looks pretty
    ugly. Things just aren't progressing as quickly as you'd like them to,
    and they're not supposed to. You're still in the foundational phase,
    even if you'd rather be in the much more fun interior decorating phase.

    AQUARIUS

    Jan. 20-Feb. 18

    You're
    telling it like it is. You're not mincing words; you're speaking
    special little truths. You're also having great intuitive flashes. But
    just because you're mouthy and psychic doesn't mean you're having a
    good week. You're speaking up because there are some really lousy
    situations going on.

    PISCES

    Feb. 19-March 20

    Like
    a boil on the back of your life, some things are coming to a head. And
    they may be reaching their breaking point in ways that are more subtle
    than the grotesque metaphor we began your 'scope with. It is paramount
    that your behavior display the changes you wish to see in the world.

  • A recipe to pay attention to & share:

    Eight ingredients for a lasting relationship
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    Andrew N. Williams

    Maintaining
    a good, wholesome relationship can be difficult. The question of how to
    best understand something as complex as human relationships has long
    occupied the minds of our greatest poets and philosophers and until
    now, this quandary has largely gone unanswered. However, like most deep
    questions, the answer can be described in a simple analogy --
    psychology has now determined that the secret to forming a lasting
    relationship is like baking the perfect loaf of bread.

    If
    you find this comparison odd you have probably never enjoyed the
    sensual pleasure of baking -- of mixing the ingredients and kneading
    the dough, of forming the loaf, of seeing the bread rise slowly with
    the yeast, of the warm smell as it bakes to perfection.

    Sadly,
    too many people settle for store bought, mass produced bread.
    Tragically, even more settle for equally unappetizing relationships.
    You deserve better on both counts! Bread requires flour, yeast, salt,
    etc. What does your lasting relationship require?

    First and foremost a healthy relationship requires enthusiasm.
    Relationships are about growing and exploring. Your partner should be
    someone who embraces life and you enthusiastically! A thriving
    relationship is one in which both partners continue to explore the
    world -- and each other. No one is interested in a stale loaf.

    Attractiveness
    -- yes, it is shallow. No, you don't have to look like a model.
    However, your partner must see something special in you. Would you want
    to bake bread with flour contaminated with dirt and bits of bugs? Of
    course not. Don't underestimate the natural beauty of a clean face and
    good grooming. By all means, highlight your qualities but remember,
    your true partner will want to know you.

    Successful relationships also rely on the ability to speak and listen. No relationship can succeed over time without first-rate communication
    skills. Good, bad or indifferent, feelings and concerns have to be
    shared in an open and accepting way. If you feel that you and your
    partner can discuss anything -- your needs, hopes, desires, opinions
    then you are well on your way to relationship success.

    What does it really mean to have good communication skills? The key here is honesty.
    Without honesty, what are you communicating? Nothing of lasting worth,
    that's certain. And don't just speak. Listen. Listen actively to your
    partner, hear what he or she has to say! Partners have to trust what
    you tell them and they have to know you believe what they say. Lying
    can foul a relationship faster than a rotten egg.

    The
    difference between a successful, loving relationship and a successful
    business partnership often comes down to one essential ingredient -- affection.
    Business partners need not show affection for the partnership to be
    successful but loving partners sure better! In a successful loving
    relationship, each partner must care for one another, physically and
    emotionally. You must put your partner's needs first.

    While there are often things that partners respectfully disagree about, a healthy relationship relies on compatibility.
    Your long-term partner must be compatible with you. It does not matter
    how strong you are with the seven other ingredients, you and your
    partner must be well-suited for each other. This does not mean you have
    to be two peas in a pod. You can have very different views and hobbies,
    but you needs must mesh.

    The largest portion of compatibility is intelligence.
    We all want to be challenged from time to time. We want to be the best
    person we can be. It takes intelligence to revel in the intelligence of
    your partner. There is no "window dressing" in successful relationships
    -- both partners are wholly engaged and needed.

    The final ingredient tends to grow with age and experience. It is a biggie -- Acceptance.
    Acceptance does not necessarily mean agreement, compliance, or
    submission Often it is very different. Anyone can accept someone they
    agree with. Only a loving partner can accept the views of someone they
    disagree with. Acceptance requires respect and consideration. Now, your
    partner may hold one or two views that you will never agree with them
    upon, but if you can recognize and tolerate some differences your
    relationship will mature.

    Without
    all of these eight ingredients a relationship will become flat and
    tasteless. If you sense that you or your partner is running a little
    low on one or another of these ingredients, talk about it sooner rather
    than later. These differences do not go away by ignoring them. Like
    making bread, a relationship also takes thoughtfulness, timing, and
    hard work. Consider the ideas presented in this recipe and enjoy the
    earthy delight of needing -- and kneading -- a wonderful relationship,
    and having one!

    and if the recipe just won't come together...toss the mess and try again, there's only so many adjustments you can make to a recipe gone bad. if you skip something or add too much of something it can all turn out funny...there's always time to try again from scratch or get some takeout if you're feeling lazy till next time.

    today i salute all those who care about themselves enough to know when the ingredients just aren't right. that takes courage.

  • 3rd person updates

    tina would like to say greetings from hong kong where she was pirating wireless from some chap or lass named chesson until they came home from work and monopolized the connection strength...she has reverted to a cable and other than being on the net and doing all the things she doesn't have time to do otherwise...she is visiting grandparents and familia and enjoying delicious food. 

    on sunday tina ate shit in the union square parking garage and just went SPLAT after some bad footing on a curb cause her to skid onto the floor and get a pebble lodged in her palm which she removed with tweezers. it was a pretty nasty fall which has left me sore and with a couple of wounds that are healing substantially.

    tina started work promptly after graduating and loves her job working with Warner Bros, Warner Independent and Fox Atomic in the field of regional promotions and publicity. 

    the hours can be long..hence the lack of posts but the job is fun, challenging and innovative.

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    ...unless anyone has any great birthday celebration ideas to share...gotta plan on my week off or it'll never happen..thanks!