January 20, 2007

  • Yes. I am into astrology, butI typically find horoscopes to be innacurate, but for a year now I've begun quite keen on the weekly horoscopes that SFBG has to offer.  It started a year ago when I started working there, I immediately found their horoscope to be honest and pretty spot on.   Wanted to share a taste, maybe i'll have more people hooked on their Wed weekly prediction they've always been uncannily accurate about how my week is going, so here it is a link to the weekly horoscope that's kept me checking in weekly for a year:

    http://www.sfbg.com/entry.php?entry_id=2635
    or just visit:
    http://www.sfbg.com
    and then scroll down to the bottom and hit astrology

    Double Team Psychic DreamBy Michelle Tea and Jessica LanyadooJAN. 17-23

    ARIES

    March 21-April 19

    Hooray,
    Aries! By our calculations, you have reached the end of one wicked
    stressful cycle. Time for you to integrate all you've experienced,
    upping your emotional intelligence. Luckily, the key to such
    integration is embracing play, fun, and joyfulness with your whole
    heart.

    TAURUS

    April 20-May 20

    Taurus,
    you just don't know your own strength. What may feel like a gentle
    nudge to you folks can feel like a big, bruising, bossy shove to
    whomever you're trying to coerce. Get present and real with your
    situations and take responsibility for your behavior. You're putting
    the bull in bully.

    GEMINI

    May 21-June 21

    You're
    being called to modify your behavior, Gemini, so you can rise to your
    life's emotional occasions and be present in them. You can't think or
    analyze your way out of this pickle — you've got to make real changes
    in how you act. Be patient with yourself during this transitional
    moment.

    CANCER

    June 22-July 22

    Cancer,
    it's like your life fell out of the sky and landed on your head. Ouch.
    What is the universe expecting you to do with all this? No matter what
    your circumstances are, you can trust that you are seeing the truth of
    both yourself and your situation with clear eyes.

    LEO

    July 23-Aug. 22

    This
    week isn't entirely about saying no to others — although you most
    certainly will have to. It's more about saying yes to good ol' you. We
    think you know exactly what needs to happen in the next seven days, and
    even though you're not happy about it, you know how to get it done.

    VIRGO

    Aug. 23-Sept. 22

    Your
    week is a parking lot carnival. The rides get flung up, and the kids
    start gorging on funnel cakes and popcorn and deep-fried Snickers. The
    whole shebang is an explosion of opportunity and excitement. But if a
    kid hops on a ride after that scarf fest, there's going to be puke.

    LIBRA

    Sept. 23-Oct. 22

    Libra,
    you're stepping into an authentic and grounded cohesion of your gifts,
    your talents, and your strengths. But you may not recognize your
    considerable accomplishments. You're still too busy concentrating on
    the process to realize there's already been an awesome outcome.

    SCORPIO

    Oct. 23-Nov. 21

    Scorpio,
    does it sometimes feel like life is working against you? Well, that's
    mostly because you're paranoid — but this week it's also true. Your
    environment isn't helping you out. Please find a creative way to take
    care of yourself while the bullshit train chugs through your landscape.

    SAGITTARIUS

    Nov. 22-Dec. 21

    We
    understand how hard it is to keep your ego in check when you're such a
    frigging genius — we here at the Psychic Palace struggle with this all
    the time. But seriously, if you can come up with a simple plan for
    checking egomaniacal impulses, it will come in handy.

    CAPRICORN

    Dec. 22-Jan. 19

    Capricorn,
    the nice people who pay us don't pay us to lie. Your week looks pretty
    ugly. Things just aren't progressing as quickly as you'd like them to,
    and they're not supposed to. You're still in the foundational phase,
    even if you'd rather be in the much more fun interior decorating phase.

    AQUARIUS

    Jan. 20-Feb. 18

    You're
    telling it like it is. You're not mincing words; you're speaking
    special little truths. You're also having great intuitive flashes. But
    just because you're mouthy and psychic doesn't mean you're having a
    good week. You're speaking up because there are some really lousy
    situations going on.

    PISCES

    Feb. 19-March 20

    Like
    a boil on the back of your life, some things are coming to a head. And
    they may be reaching their breaking point in ways that are more subtle
    than the grotesque metaphor we began your 'scope with. It is paramount
    that your behavior display the changes you wish to see in the world.