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  • a nice break from life...

    (i even added a line for you hard workin nine to fivers)

    to anyone who may need a break from their "grown up" life...

    Close your eyes... And go back...

    Before the Internet or the AIM

    Before semi automatics and weed

    Before playstation2 or X-bOX

    Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night


    Before traffic jam commutes and the end of month long vacations...

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    Way back...

    I'm talkin' bout hide and go seek at dusk.

    Red light, Green light.

    Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.

    Mother May I?

    Red Rover

    four square

    Hula Hoops

    Running through the sprinkler

    Happy Meals

    Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car

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    Wait...

    Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons

    Like Hey Arnold and Doug

    Or what about legends of the hidden temple, global guts, double dare, and who, ARE YOU AFFRAID OF THE DARK!

    Who could forget Snick

    Or the teenage mutant ninja turtles,and Power Rangers,

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    Christmas morning...

    Your first day of school

    Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses

    People climbing trees to watch the Milit


    Climbing trees

    Getting an ice cream off the ice cream truck

    A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers

    Jumpin' down the steps

    Jumpin' on the bed

    Pillow fights

    Runnin' till you were out of breath

    Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt and you almost peed your pants

    Being tired from playin' all day

    Your first crush...

    Rainy days at school meant playing "Heads up 7-Up" in the classroom

    Remember that?

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    I'm not finished yet...

    Kool-Aid was the drink of the summer

    Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars or spokes

    Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school

    Class Field Trips

    When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there.

    When getting high was swinging on the swingset

    When $5 seemed like a million, and another dollar a Miracle.

    When your parents took you to McDonalds and you were so cool.

    When Toys r Us overuled the "mall"

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    I want to go back to the time when...

    Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"

    Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"

    "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

    Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "monopoly"

    Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening

    It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.

    Being old, referred to anyone over 20.

    The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.

    Nobody was prettier than Mom

    Nobody was cooler than Dad

    Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better

    It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.

    Getting an inch of snow was a dream come true.

    Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare"

    Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.

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    If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!!!

    and i say if you can
    still have fun moments when life isn't about just making it through the
    day, if u can be happy to be alive, make the most of every moment, be
    spontaneous, silly, enthusiastic, excited and happy...
    then you will truly be LIVING.

  • OMG.



    was my reaction to kitkatsplash 's recent post...

    I could get all riled up by the Ladies Against Feminism website, but it's really just silly.

    Here's an excerpt from "If You've Got It, Hide It"


    While this is certainly not true in every single case, we can lessen
    our chances of losing our daughters by insisting on three essential
    things:

    1. Modest, appropriate clothing--not tight jeans, shorts, tight
      tops, or short skirts. Long skirts and dresses will certainly encourage
      her safety, because she is not "advertising" herself.

    2. Be in the company of parents, not out unchaperoned with friends, and never alone.
    3. Limit activities to those supervised at home, church, and
      family events. If they have no real business in the public (aside from
      grocery shopping, acts of charity, visiting the sick, and other
      essential things done in the daylight), they need to be at home. Women
      don't need a "girls' night out" at a bar, nor do they need to "hang
      out" somewhere. They don't need a whole pack of friends to give them
      personal esteem. They need to find their identity in the people God has
      put in their lives, such as siblings, parents, grandparents, church
      members, and husbands.

    -

    All women, even older women, need to adhere to the following standards:

    • Stay under the protection and authority of parents, husband, or guardians
    • Dress decently.

    UH OKAY. cause women are just accessories to men with no thoughts, feelings, desires, and dreams of their own right?

     please relinquish your lazy wanna stay at home and be pampered
    and have 12 maids and nannies and belong to somoene and have my hand holded and be taken care of completely ideals and join the
    rest of the hard working population first

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    THEN you can talk about how ungratifying work and independence and
    individuality is before you say otherwise and wanna preach that everyone should be
    like you so you don't have to feel bad for not wanting to aspire to much in life.
    thank you.

    gees. if u leave it up to ladies like this, women would be punished for
    even having their own personal, private thoughts. heck we 'd be
    punished for existing!


  • picture taken at a vegas pet shop...don't the lizards look like they're holding a meeting?? haha

    NOW A POLITICAL JOKE
    (provided to u, from scotty to me)

    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He
    concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." 

    "OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!" 

    His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
    as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, president looks up and
    asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

    ps. BE CAREFUL OF EMAIL PHISHING

    A form of identity theft
    called Phishing is extremely common lately. Typically an e-mail is sent
    to you that looks like it comes from a legitimate company, such as JP
    Morgan Chase (USF's P-Card vendor) or E-Bay telling you that you must
    update your records and verify your username and password. You are
    taken to a site that may look exactly like the company's site, but it
    is really a place to collect information from you and steal your
    identity, money, records and whatever else they can. Just logging in
    could lead to your user name and
    password being intercepted. They may threaten you with suspension of
    your account if you do not reply. Do not believe them.

    Knowledge
    is the most effective preventive mechanism today. Legitimate companies
    do not ask you for your login information by e-mail. You should never
    respond to a request for sensitive information sent
    via e-mail.

    ITS has noticed a number of these types of messages coming through recently, which is why we are sending you this alert.

    For more information on Phishing and other security threats, go to www.usfca.edu/its/security/index.html.

    USFsafenet
    Promoting Computer Security at USF

  • ski_jump_building

    Jonny
    Moseley's birthday wish is about to come true, final preparations were
    underway Thursday in San Francisco's posh Pacific Height neighborhood
    for a unique urban big air ski jump event. More Details

    Live: Watch Icer Air SF Urban Ski Jump Event -- Event Set To Begin At 12:20
    SAN FRANCISCO: Claudine Wong Reports On Thursday's Last Minute Ski Jump Preparation
    SAN FRANCISCO: Jonny Moseley Talks About Pacific Heights Ski Jump


    kaii. there are x gamers about
    to take ski jumps in the middle of summer in pacific heights today,
    apparently there is snow in SF there. haha.


    there has been a helicopter hovering in the sky outside my window for an hour now...



    and... 15 minutes ago john roberts was sworn in as supreme court justice. let's hope justice will always prevail.

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    New Chief Justice John Roberts Is Sworn In

    Roberts Approved 78-22

    POSTED: 7:19 am PDT September 29,

    2005

    UPDATED: 12:12 pm PDT September 29,

    2005

    John Roberts has been sworn-in as chief justice, just hours after his confirmation by the Senate.Justice
    John Paul Stevens administered the oath of office at the White House,
    as President George W. Bush looked on. Roberts' wife held the Bible.Bush
    described Roberts as "a man of integrity, deep humility, and uncommon
    talent." He said the American people had seen Roberts' character, and
    his "reverence for the Constitution," as well as his "impartiality and
    devotion to justice."Roberts can now be in place when the new court session begins on Monday.Earlier Thursday, the Senate voted 78-22 to confirm Roberts as the 17th chief justice of the United States.
    All of the Senate's majority Republicans and about half the Democrats
    voted for Roberts. The White House plans to swear him in this afternoon. The 50-year-old U.S. Appeals judge succeeds William Rehnquist, who died earlier this month.
    Before the vote, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn., said the
    Roberts court will face "some of the most difficult and fundamental
    questions of U.S. law." Roberts watched the Senate vote on TV
    from the White House. He and his wife are having lunch with President
    George W. Bush and the first lady, prior the swearing-in ceremony.The
    Senate vote to confirm Roberts was be more formal than most votes.
    Senators voted from their desks, standing when their name was called to
    vote for or against Roberts' confirmation. Senators usually mill
    around during a vote, casting their votes when their name is called.
    Many walk onto the floor of the Senate, cast their vote, and then
    leave, but in this case, Frist asked senators to be in their seats 10
    minutes before the vote.Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., said that
    his Democratic colleagues are hoping and praying John Roberts won't be
    an idealogue on the bench. Schumer said there's a risk of that -- a
    risk he says he found too great -- but that there's genuine hope
    Roberts will be what Schumer calls "a lawyer's lawyer." Schumer
    was among 22 Democrats who voted against Roberts to be chief justice.
    He said the vote showed Democrats are "not lined up as a unit" to block
    all of Bush's nominees. Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid also
    voted against Roberts, saying the nominee left too many unanswered
    questions. But ranking Judiciary Committee Democrat Patrick Leahy said
    Roberts will be "his own man" as chief justice and voted to confirm him.
    Even though Democrats split on Roberts, they are united in warning the
    president not to nominate a conservative ideologue to replace retiring
    justice Sandra Day O'Connor. That nomination is expected soon after
    Roberts is sworn in.Democrats said they might try to block that nominee should the president choose someone they believe isn't in the mainstream.



  • Walking on water: World champion kite surfer Tom Herbert skims the surface off Noumea, New Caledonia, in the South Pacific.

    One night
    after a date, a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each other
    goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
    With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and,
    smiling, he says to her:

    "Honey, would you suck my dick?"

    Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

    "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

    "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught

    "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

    "No way. It's just too risky!"

    "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

    "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

    "Oh yes you can. Please?"

    "No, no. I just can't"

    "I'm begging you..."

    Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister
    shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she
    says:

    "Dad says to go ahead and suck his dick, or I can do it. Or if need be,
    he can come down himself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take
    his hand off the intercom."

  • so freakin painful.

    so today i was just running errands after class got out in the afternoon.
    first i stop by to visit pooh cause i hate leaving her at home all alone and gloomy from early morning till night.
    which is what i thought was gonna happen today
    anywho i stopped by
    and poor pooh bug was sick. she up chucked pieces of her lunch on the floor and on her pee pad.
    she was SO happy to see me.
    so i played with her
    made some phone calls

    suddenly i start feeling it
    sharp pain in shooting up the nerve of this one front tooth.
    if u don't know by now...i've got really soft cavity prone teeth
    and i've been going to the dentist a lot lately

    i kinda knew that something was going on with this tooth tho
    it was sensitive and sometimes i would get migraines from the pain of this stupid tooth
    that is weak and also has already gotten bad, weak fillings

    but suddenly, there it was the sharp shooting pain of nerves decaying
    i know it cause i have already had to get a root canal before
    and so i was familiar with the pain.
    right away i knew. i'm in trouble.

    zip zip zip...pain
    tap tap..ZIP ZIP...
    shoot. i kno this piercing pain
    so i call the doc..

    and they squeeze me in at 410
    i get there. they take an x-ray
    i figure they'll take an x-ray and if it shows up my nerve is getting
    snacked on by bacteria, they'll wait till monday to send me to the
    endodontrist
    wrong.

    turns out there is a worrisome cavity no one had noticed
    he had to dig around
    there were three tiny cavities hiding below my gum line
    me: "is that bad?"

    dr. kadosh (the nicest and most awesome dentist ever)
    "well we should try to get the cavity out and see how far the decay
    goes down, and if it has hit the root yet.  we're going to have to
    remove some of the tissue though."
    .....
    "gum tissue?"
    "yes"
    "dr. kadosh...is it going to hurt?"
    "not during, it shouldn't, but it will after it wakes up...do you have any pain medication?"
    "ibuprofen?"
    "we'll get u some codine for the weekend."

    my thoughts: UH OH. this is gonna hurt.

    next thing i know.
    i've got the nitrous oxide going. and the injections are being administered as painlessly as possible.
    and dr. kadosh has what he describes as a small laser in my mouth and is burning away at my gum line.
    zzzt zzzt zzzt
    poke poke
    and then refills the cavity.

    so...after all of that emergency patching and gum burning...
    there's still a 50% chance that i will be in the endodontrist's chair on monday getting a root canal.
    cause it seems i might have been grinding my nerve to death.

    sigh.
    i'm so tired of my stupid teeth.
    so i'm on 800 mg of advil right now.
    i'm gonna go email my dad the happy news, hop in the shower, and possibly have a codine induced sleep.

      i hope it turns out to be just a fluke and i don't need even more work.
    i mean... i have a HOLE in my gum line right now that is throbbing with pain. and i don't think that is normal at all.
    in fact...it just plain sucks.





  • i found something of real entertainment value for you...THIS IS JUST BRILLIANT:




    and stolen from
    red_dirt_girl  
    who is probably my most favorite xanga blogger.  i found her when
    i started xanga and i am still hooked, though she has no clue that i am
    alive.


    she makes me wanna live life truly not caring what people think and
    perhaps in canada....but that's besides the point...  anywho...
    now...i give u...one of her recent posts


    BUT you HAVE to go see her most recent one. it's just gross. cause i
    have seen tara reid's reality show, or bits of it, and it's just
    disgusting. she's just trashy and nasty.


    anywho...here...finally....here....ENJOY


     

    Dear Angela,
    I am lame and have too much time on my hands.
    Yours, Kelly















































  • this excerpt was stolen from chrischoi - one of my favorite blogs to read.  i think all men should read his blog.
    i personally believe a lil gentleman-ness and respect can go a long way.


    chivalry102

    i think mannerisms and how you conduct yourself really help shape
    who you are and how you treat others (although it can be argued to be
    the other way around.)  but chivalry and etiquette is a great way to
    express how you feel about someone.  chivalry is perfect for bums like
    me cause let's face it, when it comes to expressing my feelings through
    words i say stuff like "i you like very much please, thank you. 
    yes." so if you're like me, then chivalry is the way to go to let that
    sig other know that you care.  you probably know all the basics at this
    point - walk on the outside of the sidewalk, open the door for the
    lady, pay for everything etc - if you're already doing all of this. 
    congrats!  you're one of the very few guys that still do this - one of
    the elite.  but how about chalking it up even further.  i thought we'd
    talk about the dining experience today - here are some new ones to do,
    and how it actually is pretty good for us.

    1.  let her order first
    in all circumstances,
    doesn't matter if you've been in the sahara desert for 50 years and
    haven't had a meal in that long - let her order first in a restaurant. 
    just as you would always let the lady go first, the same applies here. 
    why it's good for us: 
    let's face it, all girls are rabid wolverines when it comes to food. 
    i've seen the smallest girls eat the same amount a village in Papua new
    guinea eats.  so let her order first so you know exactly how much all
    of it will end up - that way you can gauge if you should hold back on
    your order, or order to your hearts content as well

    2.  drinking
    wine, champagne etc...never chug as
    it comes, and definitely do not drink out of the bottle.  no matter
    what, although you think it's as funny as lighting a monkey on fire, it
    isn't to her.  when you raise your glass, don't raise it any higher
    than hers - this is a respect thing.  also, when you do raise your
    glass, say a little something before you take your first sip.  can't
    think of anything?  no problem - just say "world peace" otherwise,
    toast to a nice part of your date so far.
    why it's good for us: 
    it's alcohol man..what can NOT be good?  chances are, she'll get tipsy
    and barely remember anything after her drink, so better make a good
    impression while she's sober.

    3.  time your eating
    try not to finish before
    her, cause then it leaves that weird awkward moment where you end up
    staring at her like george mcfly in a tree.  more so, if one person
    finishes before the other, that means one person is talking more than
    the other.  finishing at the same time means that there was a good
    balance of talking and eating by both parties. 
    why it's good for us:  
    remember the first one.  girls are wolverines.  you got that?  girls =
    wolverines.  so once they're done eating, many will still be hungry. 
    and have you ever hung out with a hungry wolverine?  it's not fun. 
    they get all snappy and start mini riots. they start scratching
    and biting body parts. it just ain't pretty. better to have some extra
    food on your plate so you can feed the beast...er, i mean girl.

    4.  standing
    anytime she excuses herself to the
    restroom, etc - stand up too.  just half stand up.  i noticed that this
    one is a bit hard to pull off as a natural move.  so to help this, you
    can just ask a simple question while doing it, to diffuse the attention
    - i personally like asking if they want more wine - that way they'll
    concentrate on the question more than the fact that you're half
    standing up like a constipated monkey.
    why it's good for us:  
    now is your chance to pass gas and make sure it doesn't get passed into
    your chair.  also, gives you chance to loosen the wedgie you might be
    getting from the tight dress pants you bought from br. 

    5.  paying for the meal
    and finally - when the
    check comes around, excuse yourself and pay it at the restaurant
    counter.  not at the table.  don't even open the check until you reach
    the counter.  and don't try to hide it either when it comes, as if
    you're smuggling drugs.  just casually walk over, pass your payment,
    along with the tip and then return as if you came back from a spy
    mission.
    why it's good for us:  
    that way when you open up the check and see the $200 owed for the meal,
    she won't see the blood leaving your face as you turn white and
    contemplate whether or not you should steal some silverware and sell it
    on ebay.

    in any event - keep up the chivalry, we gotta make up for all the
    messed up guys out there.  and remember - it's not bad that nice
    guys finish last in that they're the guys most girls want to end up
    with.  cheers.

  • scotty emailed this to me.  thanks for cheering up my day hun!


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    Posted by sean at September 12, 2005 09:55 PM

     

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. beautiful.

  • my mother's dad passed away.  i can't say i know how to think or feel.
    i think i'm just in shock right now.