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>FW: Breaking up is hard to do
(Wow)
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> A man is driving home from
work when he sees a car on the
side
>
> of the road, on its roof, and
flames all around. He stops his car
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and
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> walks over to the wreck.
Inside is a beautiful woman in the car
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who's
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> bleeding to death, so he
rushes her to the hospital.
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> Six months she lies in the
hospital, and he is with her
every
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> day and every night. He
donated blood regularly to keep her
alive.
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> Eventually, she recovers
fully, and they get married.
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> Life is good for a few years,
until one day she gets fed up and
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> decides to leave him. He only
loves money, and she knows she
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> is just a trophy
wife.
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> She comes down the stairs,
struggling with her two
suitcases,
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> reaching into her pocket for
the keys to the Jaguar, "I'm
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> leaving you," she
says.
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>
> "Oh really, and how are you
going to leave? The keys in your
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> hand are for the Jaguar I
paid for. It's my car. You are not taking
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it
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>
anywhere."
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> "Fine," she says, and throws
the keys at him.
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> "And those bulging suitcases?
The clothes you are wearing?
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> Everything I've paid for.
They are my suitcases and my
clothes.
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> You're not taking them
anywhere."
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> "Fine," she says, throws the
suitcases at him, strips off her
clothes
> and throws them at him,
too.
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> "And the blood in your body?
I sat with you for six months in
the
> hospital. You know half of the blood is
mine.
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> You're not going
anywhere."
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> She quickly pulled out her
tampon, threw it in his face and
> said........"I'll pay you
back in monthly
installments."
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